!!!!WARNING!!!!
Exposure to harmful radiation may occur when listening to Defornicated.
Use at your own risk. Defornicated is not intended to by listened to by humans and prolonged exposure may cause;
Death, Seizures, Swelling or Cancer of the anus, mouth, throat, penis, and ass, Deafness, Blindness, Vomiting, Dizziness, Extreme euphoria leading to paranoia, compulsive Masturbation of the nose, feet, eyes and genitals , Birth defects, birthday defects, gorgasms, spontaneous orgiastic behavior, and many other unknown effects in humans.
Contact a doctor if you are a pussy and we mind rape the fuck out of your brain sludge #fartinmymouth
A Quick History of Time:
Violator dreamed as a little boy of wearing a dildo helmet on stage. Years went by and no one wanted poor Violator. Henceforth his dildo helmet became flaccid. Then on one a stormy night, outside of some shitty metal show in Pornland, WHOREGON, Violator was smoking crack with members of an unnamed band (though we totally know their names). Then on his way back into the venue he went out back and started digging through the trash for food, half drank bottles of booze (mostly filled with piss) and used condoms to suckle the sweet nectar from. Instead he found the mighty VomitronXXX, a super guitar playing robot sent back in time from the future in a fear transporting error, with his cyber cock caught in an electrical socket.
Violator, having a Master's degree in quantum mechanics and particle acceleration, also with a bachelors in biotechnology and nuclear fusion, he had deduced that the failure in VomitronXXX's servo-motor was caused by lack of Drug and Alcohol intake. So he shoved PCP laced Crack into his core-reactor.
The Vomitron was activated, and began to furiously shred on his space axe, NOT like Space Ace from KISS.... But like WAAAAAYYY cooler.... and it killed everyone at the show. amazed, Violator quickly fell to his knees, and masturbated until his nuts shriveled into tiny, baby corn looking pus sacks. Violator finally had his free ticket to underground legitness.
On Merica's birthday...
Exposure to harmful radiation may occur when listening to Defornicated.
Use at your own risk. Defornicated is not intended to by listened to by humans and prolonged exposure may cause;
Death, Seizures, Swelling or Cancer of the anus, mouth, throat, penis, and ass, Deafness, Blindness, Vomiting, Dizziness, Extreme euphoria leading to paranoia, compulsive Masturbation of the nose, feet, eyes and genitals , Birth defects, birthday defects, gorgasms, spontaneous orgiastic behavior, and many other unknown effects in humans.
Contact a doctor if you are a pussy and we mind rape the fuck out of your brain sludge #fartinmymouth
A Quick History of Time:
Violator dreamed as a little boy of wearing a dildo helmet on stage. Years went by and no one wanted poor Violator. Henceforth his dildo helmet became flaccid. Then on one a stormy night, outside of some shitty metal show in Pornland, WHOREGON, Violator was smoking crack with members of an unnamed band (though we totally know their names). Then on his way back into the venue he went out back and started digging through the trash for food, half drank bottles of booze (mostly filled with piss) and used condoms to suckle the sweet nectar from. Instead he found the mighty VomitronXXX, a super guitar playing robot sent back in time from the future in a fear transporting error, with his cyber cock caught in an electrical socket.
Violator, having a Master's degree in quantum mechanics and particle acceleration, also with a bachelors in biotechnology and nuclear fusion, he had deduced that the failure in VomitronXXX's servo-motor was caused by lack of Drug and Alcohol intake. So he shoved PCP laced Crack into his core-reactor.
The Vomitron was activated, and began to furiously shred on his space axe, NOT like Space Ace from KISS.... But like WAAAAAYYY cooler.... and it killed everyone at the show. amazed, Violator quickly fell to his knees, and masturbated until his nuts shriveled into tiny, baby corn looking pus sacks. Violator finally had his free ticket to underground legitness.
On Merica's birthday...
the smelly robo-wetback dick "ICE-T-1000" came back from the future to kill Defornicated, but once it heard the soothing sounds of Defornicated's super noise, he Turned against the future robot race that sent him back to destroy Defornicated. ICE-T-1000 now stands around looking retarded and jacking his liquid melt extendo cock off on stage while Defo blast the posers of Portland with their sonic sound sperm, impregnating the obese and ugly chicks and castrating the weak and feeble penises of the boys the inhabit this putrid shithole.
Some Other cats involved in Defornicated:
Pic of Defornicated 2011
Vomitron6000 (Uncle Krow Da Tronilleous) with:
Puke: Homeless man turned super mutant when his dog knocks toxic was over causing him to change into an Anti-Hero of Comic book legandarieness. He spends most of his time collecting dead animals and harvesting them to cover his skeletal body.
and
"The Always Stabbin' Never-not-nothing-havin' Crack Smokin'
Bong Tokin' Adderall Sniffin' Drunk-as-fuck Bum Slayer"
Robbie Mofuckin' Riot
Defornicated's First Show
(Skylar's Barfday)
Cancer Benefits Show/4th of July Party
SUPER SPOOKY HALLOWEEN MEGA RAGE CAGE '13
CANCELLED
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